:) (that’s me, screaming with my mouth closed)
me: i should do this work that is due
my brain: nah fam just watch another episode of ur fave show
me: ok but consider this: it’s due soon and it’s worth a lot of points
my brain, while eating a bag of doritos: but you’re gonna be dead someday anyway so like, why not just ignore all your responsibilities
me: all of them???
my brain: all
me: shit fam ok
waiting for your life to magically get better like
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
- me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour
ok this post
is endlessly entertaining bc half of the people who reblog it are like this
& then the other half are like this
Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly
- me typing a comment: "nice"
- brain: NO, they need to know how GREAT you think this is! Make them understand!
- me revising comment: "NICE"